Monday, April 20, 2009

Murphy, you suck!!!

When I went outside this morning to feed the dogs, there wasn't a lick of wind. Not a bit.

Zip. Zilch. Nada.

Now, many hours later...I'm looking out my window at work...and I'm just shaking my head.

Auntie Em, Auntie Em!!!!!

W.I.N.D.Y.

I just saw a lady with an umbrella and large carpet bag fly by the window.





Red bull has been deemed UNnecessary.




Do you get what I'm trying to say here? It's windy folks.


Why does this matter?



I wore a skirt today. Not something I do often!!!!

It's knee length, and it's rather full.

(sigh)


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7 comments:

Brook said...

I saw a lady Sunday with a similar problem and thought to myself "Now that is why I don't wear short flowy skirts." I like 'em long! That came out wrong but it's funny :) Thanks for the cautionary words -very timely as most of my summer wardrobe consists of skirts and flowy dresses-what was I thinking?

Brook said...

And I hope you are wearing panties! ;)

Nej said...

You would have laughed when I left here. I actually took binder clips, and gathered my skirt on both sides...then clipped it down. (hehe)

And yes, panties for sure. :-)

Brook said...

I was thinking of the picture I made trying to hold tons of crap my skirts and a toddlers hand-I am pretty sure I flashed someone that day. Haven't worn skirts in 3+ years since that day-once again you demonstrate quick thinking! That stuff usually comes to me the next day-way too late, you know?

Nej said...

That skirt is jinxed. I ONLY wear it when it's windy. I think it's going to be retired. :-)

Cowguy said...

The wind's been typical for Missouri springtime here as well. If a chicken has it's butt to the wind... it's gonna get flipped inside out.

It ain't pretty.

Nej said...

I'm gonna have to buy me a chicken and test that theory out. I haven't seen too many inside out chickens here around Omaha. I'm itchin' to come south to your neck of the woods to see it with my own eyes. :-)