Argh!!!! Monday morning I got dressed at the gym this morning, walked to my car...walked in to work....and then things went downhill from there.
You see, I noticed my feet looked a little dry....so I put some lotion on them. A very female thing to do, right?
Then, I get a call from one of my shipping guys, saying I need to come out to the dock. He sounded very stressed, and it sounded urgent.
I took about three steps and realized I had a problem...a big problem.
I can't keep my shoes on my feet.
My feet (and now my shoes) have been lotioned!!!!
I stopped at the restroom on the way, to wash them off. It worked briefly.
Halfway to the dock, my shoes start sliding off again.
I, of course, meet up with half a dozen people I work with along the way. All of them looking at me strangely.
They think I can't walk because of my heels!!!!!!!! (sigh)
"I put lotion on my feet, and now my shoes won't stay on."
When I get to the dock, I find out it was something he could have just told me on the phone. But he was having a bad day, and didn't feel like it.
Can someone be fired for making me walk in heels that I can't keep on my lotioned feet?
Probably not, eh? :-)