Thursday, June 25, 2009

It's a wet, wet, wet, wet world.

It's wet out.

Not the normal wet because it's snowing, or because it's raining. Those are reasons that would make sense. Rain and snow = wet.

But here, the skies are blue, and grass is green.....and I have to swim to my car each night when I get off of work.

I actually brought a snorkel and swim fins with me today.




Add a little wind, and the world is my oyster convection oven.

Heat and humidity, you are the devils. I curse you!!!

I fart in your general direction. Your mothers were hamsters and your fathers smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!!!

(peeking out from behind my hands) Did they listen? Are they gone?

No?

(sigh)




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9 comments:

Employee No. 3699 said...

I hear ya! We reached 100 degrees yesterday...add in the humidity and yuck!

Nej said...

It feels a little better today. Computer tells me it's about 10 degrees cooler. Although, personally, once we go over 80, it's all classified as "way to f**king hot!" :-) :-) :-)

Badass Geek said...

Its hot today here, too. Especially in my office, in my third-floor apartment.

Yuck.

Brook said...

I needed a little Monty Python today-as I sit here with toilet paper stuffed up my dripping faucet of a nose. Gah. I fart in the general direction of allergies...blah blah blah choo... How's your hair holding up to the humidity?

Nej said...

It's holding up pretty well. (It's in a pony tail right now....wearing a fur coat on my head has it's disadvantages.) :-)

My allergies are doing their best to ruin my day as well. Mostly a sinus headache right now. Not so much on the dripping.

Nej said...

@ Badass, third floor apartment office. Ugh!!! Our office is upstairs at our place....and I don't see much of it in the summer. Just way too warm for my liking. Mot's a trouper (read - computer game addict) and braves it. :-)

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Maybe it would help if you pitchezed a vache at the humidity.

Or, perhaps, if we built a giant wooden badger...

Nej said...

@ mjenks, I have the Rabbit of Caerbannog and the Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrgggggghhhhh on retainer. I might have to call them in!!!

Brook said...

All I know is that Camelot is a silly place.