Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Bird vs Window

The bird lost.

Whatever this white(ish) fluid's been dripping down my window since he impacted. Stupid thing flew away, so it wasn't sudden death.

Scared the crap out of me. :-)


Brook said...

That momma bird done had a miscarraige on your window! Thunk! Splat! Drip. Yeah that would freak me out too.

Cowguy said...

Okay... my Grandpa (where part of my sense of humor comes from)... out of the blue asked me one time, and I'm totally serious here lol.

"You know chickenshit has black and white stuff in it, right?"

Me, "yeah".

Grandpa "You know what the black part is?"

Me, "no".

Grandpa, "It's just more chickenshit"

I dunno what that all means but it still makes me laugh 40 years later.

Cowguy said...

Oh and I hope you find the relevance with my chickenshit comment (lol) and your birded window. If not, just send me a bill.



I'm all done now.

Nej said...

@ Brook....momma bird had a miscarriage...or papa bird was mighty or the other. :-)

@ Cowguy - your grandpa cracks me up!!

Reminds me of a joke I used to tell when I was a wee little one.

"So, I was walking down the street one day, and something was following me. I turned around, and guess what I saw? A skunk!!!"

Then I'd laugh and laugh and laugh. :-)

Or, do you know why there are so many Johnson's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

(more laughter)

I was such a dork!! :-)

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Apparently, it scared the crap out of him, too!

That could just be bird puke.

Just greet Mot at the door with a smile, a bottle of windex, and a roll of papertowels. Breathily sigh "I've got a job for you, big boy."

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I like your Johnson joke.

Tee hee.

Double entendres.

Nej said...

@ comedic tastes have expanded since I was a kid. Now I have a fondness for puns.

The more of a groaner it is, the better! :-)

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."


Brook said...

Or or or...
What do you do after you eat a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup?...
You eat the other one!
So lame and yet I love it.

Nej said...

Reeses Peanut Butter cups.....mmmmmmmmmm.

(wipes the drool off her face)

Slyde said...


i had 20 bucks riding on "window"

Nej said...

I think the winner and outcome is still up for debate. Quite a bit of the bird was left behind...but the stubborn thing still flew away. Is it like a murder charge, without the body, it's hard to prove there was a crime (or, in this case, a winner)? :-)